Well, That Was a Turn-up

Keith H

First, a new host turns up, then dozens of contestants turn up, then the tie-breaker for second place turn out to be the longest since records began, then the team that assured everyone they weren't going to get anything came within one card of the jackpot - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY HEART RATE? Ladies and gentlemen, we warmed the house, and a lot of (mostly) innocent fun was had, and we'll all live to fight another day. The jackpot for next week, don't forget, is the very respectable sum of £148, so it's worth it!