A Dream Finish for the Lean & Mean

Malcolm H

A raucous & good spirited night at tonight's Railway ended with a triumphant win of the £50 Bar Tab by The Lean, Mean, Wet Dream Machine. Heel-chasers Quizlamic State were just a point behind to take the 2nd Place £25 Tab, while Shiney Onions consoled themselves with the Bottle Of Wine. M & M's were won...mmmm! And in the creative round - 'Where's Tom??' - good-natured merriment was had imagining how the regular host had spent his rare evening off. Much of it at the expense of this stand-in host's 'jokes', it has to be said!! And despite a sterling effort by The Ladies & The Tramps, the Jackpot wasn't won - so goes on climbing. Will someone win it next week??!!