In Loco Parentis, The last remaining contestant on The Apprentice, the Self-Trained Dentist.

Jonny G

Tonight was a squeaker. A scorcher. A doozy. A real close one.

At the end of the first round returning strong-team Suffolk N What claimed the top spot but a handsome twenty points, with the admirably pun named Angel Quizlington just pipped by half a point. But which of them would take the crown? (And, arguably more importantly, the glass full of money)

Neither!

In a wild turn of events, Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus leapt from 3rd to 1st place which a hearty 41 points, closely followed by Cat Nipples with 40.

As for the second to last bottle of wine, it was a tiebreak, with Hinge Date and The Ceiling Was Traditionally White striving to answer 'How Long is the Danube?'

The team that immediately asked 'What's that?' , perhaps surprisingly, came the closest. The Wine is theirs. Not bad for a first date.