Koepka Team Finish With A Course Best

Malcolm H

Golf appreciating quartet "Koepka Some Of That" finished impressively first in both Rounds to take tonight's £50 Bar Tab. Newcomers "Betty Swallocks!!" gave the bottle of wine a good home, as did the two deserving Free Drink winners in fast-to-the-feet tributes to National Boyfriend Day. Recent news events got the poetic treatment (many involving dancing) and nobody - absolutely nobody - knew the longest one-syllable word beginning with 'S'!!