*JACKPOT ALERT* Welsh wizards Win Big!!

Joe G

Bruce Grove residents were last night relieved when the enormous rogue jackpot which had been terrorising the area was finally subdued by Bluecoats quiz veterans The Welsh, who pinned down the prize beneath a sturdy knowledge net. But that's not all - they also took first place in the main quiz, aided by their familiarity with 1940s singing stars, Russian cities, and children's corn snacks. Quiz glory hunters don't despair, rumours already abound of a new prize being incubated in the heart of Tottenham which may one day become even mightier than the first Bluecoats jackpot!