Authorities Warn of Potentially Massive Jackpot on the Loose in Bruce Grove

Joe G

A hoard of jackpot hunters descended on the Bluecoats last night in attempt to trap the mythical beast, rumoured to have grown to the size of a hundred and fifty pounds. They were distracted from their prey by a quiz taking place on the premises and ultimately the wiley jackpot escaped into the wilds of Tottenham. Our bold hunters had to console themsleves with bar tabs, wine, and scampi fries, which none of them seemed too upset about to be honest.