This week we learned a few things about how to be a winning quiz team. Firstly - drink in moderation, if at all. Secondly - be unerringly humble and unassuming so nobody realises you're a threat till too late. And finally - sit apart from the hubbub and focus your energies on the sheet in front of you rather than joining in with the quizmaster's questionably humorous antics. Follow these three easy steps, as prescribed by our winning team, and victory shall surely be yours.