What is a Christmas Tree's favorite candy? Ornamints! What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful! What's the most popular Christmas wine? 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!' Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots! What did the sea Say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved! What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho! How long do a reindeers legs have to be? Long enough so they can touch the ground! What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful!