Onanism En Vogue



I expect people are wringing their last drips from the Pim's- and/or lager-soaked rag of British summer—which is why I've had not one, but two two-team quizzes this week, tonight's head-to-head being the second in as many days. It was a fashionable outing, mind you, with questions about the Met Ball and Anna Wintour, as well as one about cornflakes and masturbation. I'm looking at you, Dr. John Kellogg. In the end, the six-brained 'Chell of a Team took it with a rather commanding lead over Who the Hell is Bonnie's four. Lucky for both teams a two-header at the Green Man means they each win a bottle of wine. (Woot! Times two.) Hope to see all of you again on some future Tuesday. Until then, be kind and play safe.