Tonight I fell in love. With two fat dogs. One was Barney. The other was Gracie. I didn't know where to put myself. They were sat at either end of The Plough. But I managed. That's what's so cool about quiz night. You just don't know who you're going to meet. There were people there too. But people are so demanding. All they want is clues. That's all you're good for. But a dog? It wants your love and affection and your time and it makes you feel like the best human in the world. A quiz happened, as well! The toilet had people stumped tonight. I heard many synonyms for toilets, but not the one I wanted. The movie, Orphan, was another bone of contention. As were the Violent Femmes. Except for Not Ready Already. They knew it all. They smashed it. They kept their heads together. And then, they won!