That was a question on everybody's lips tonight as a team of four and a half people smashed and grabbed a mega £382 jackpot prize after knowing the exact ages of certain members of the Royal Family. The half member, who turned up late in his sports kit, took no prisoners, as he not only identified the Royal age differences but went straight for top middle and turn over the Queen with minimum fuss. They've had form with getting extremely close to jackpot questions but this is the first time, they've been able to find the Queen. It's meant the pot couldn't grow to that magical 1K mark which would have been a welcome gift for Christmas. It Takes Four and a Half will be splitting the pot at a Liam Gallagher gig next week which sounds like a good way to splash the cash. In other news, Sounds of Fatness couldn't make it a hat trick of wins and lost the bottle of wine on a tiebreaker. Sad news for them but great news for Brexit, whose wounds will be well licked with a £50 bar tab. We're back next week for much more of the same — look forward to seeing you then.